“Tomorrow, you promise yourself, will be different, yet, tomorrow is too often a repetition of today. And you disappoint yourself again and again.”
James T. Mckay (via isolatedinhungerland)
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
(via annnielo)
(Source: quote-book, via annnielo)
How to get laid
- Lay on bed
- Wait 2 hours
- Lay becomes past tense
(Source: -0rgasmic, via vivianhoangnguyen)
“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”
“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”
“Oh, we don’t know…”
“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”
“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”
(Source: humansofnewyork, via traceyphan)
